thedarklordkeisha:

Calvin is the most relatable protagonist in the history of anything.

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faptop:

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD WHY IS MY SENSE OF HUMOR THIS TERRIBLE

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sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer"

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There is this odd trend
of taken women
saying they are too much,
and how the men they love
are amazing for dealing with them.

Love should not be a responsibility.
You should not have to deal with me.
Just because a woman is wild
and free
does not mean she is difficult.
He is not a martyr for loving me
through the good
and not so good.

Some mornings I will wake up swinging,
you do not get a gold star
for still loving me.

Some mornings I will wake up like a lamb,
you do not get a gold star
for loving me.

I am not a hurricane of a girl,
you always have the chance to leave.


Michelle K., Hurricanes. (via michellekpoems)
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nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans

nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans

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ekoenig:

*sunlight hits your laptop screen*

wow 

every piece of dust in the world

it’s here

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humansofnewyork:

“We depend on each other more than we used to.”

humansofnewyork:

“We depend on each other more than we used to.”

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sizvideos:

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proton, neutron, electron and crouton 

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