December 2011
cautiouscuriosity:
liar.
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Trying to converse with adults:
Me: Hi.
Adult: WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT DOING FOR COLLEGE HAVE YOU VISITED ANY SCHOOLS DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND DO YOU HAVE YOUR LICENSE DO YOU PLAY ANY SPORTS YOU SHOULD GET A JOB I HEAR GETTING A JOB IS A GOOD THING GOTTA LEARN THE VALUE OF THE DOLLAR EH WOT
rachel: (after tasting jazzy’s pumpkin chai) it tastes like when you put vaseline on your lips and then you taste it.
jazzy: NO IT DOES NOT! i thought you were gonna say something good!
lauren: like nutmeg or something!
jazzy: STOP YOU’RE GONNA KILL MEEEEEEEE
blackberries over raspberries
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fun fact!
i’m okay with drinking a small amount of real maple syrup sometimes
americantmouth:
It’s not easy pretending to be happy all the time. In fact it’s quite the task. Even the most optimistic people go through periods of loneliness. They make it look so easy to hide it. But there always is something wrong. They’re the real...
Set Fire to the Rain
severestofmercies:
Am I the only one who gets ridiculously emotionally unstable after finishing a good book?
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“you’re one of my favorite arrangements of molecules with a soul in all the...”
– kevin
Religion:
johnnyis:
Noun:
a set of beliefs concerning the cause, nature, and purpose of the universe, especially when considered as the creation of a superhuman agency or agencies, usually involving devotional and ritual observances, and often containing a moral code governing the conduct of human affairs.
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Well then.
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for the record
potatoes DO NOT count as vegetables
they are starch and they always have been starch and they will always be starch
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